Joy in the Journey: June 2011

Need a good laugh? Click on the video below. Sorry it’s kind of long, but the best part is near the end…so keep watching.

We usually aren’t so mean…seriously we’re not.

What we like to do...write down funny things we each say

Dave: "Poopy cadaver.

Raquel: "...that's a horrible mental image."

Raquel: "Watermelon should be eaten' naked."

Dave: "We have plenty of nipples."

Dave:"Get your finger out of my earball...I said "earball" lol."

Dave: "Don't put your finger in his whole." (speaking of a stuffed animal Elle tore into)

Raquel: "That's what she said."

R&D: LOL

Dave: "That's so wrong."

Raquel: "We haven't had any new quotes for our quote board in a long time."
Dave: "That's cus we never say anything funny."

Dave: "Hold on, I have to get crap out of my pants."

Raquel brillantly opens the blinds.
Dave: "Let there be light."
Raquel: "Yeah I'm God."
Dave: "That was blasphemous."

Dave: "What's the first ingredent in most of the things you eat?"

Raquel: "Umm...Sugar!"

"You aren't a very good teacher. You don't know my weaknesses. You could never be Jesus." -Raquel

"Free public bathrooms is what makes America great." -Dave

"You make me act stupid."-Raquel

"I'll try not to bite your face anymore." -Raquel

"Will you scratch my back? Just below where my hair ends in the center of my back." -Raquel

"Ever since I got face on my hair..." -Dave

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Millie Eats a Lime